Fat Wedding 7: Photoshopping the Bridal Weight Neurosis

This is a short post about a this photo, pointed out to us on PhotoshopDisasters.com:

In what ways do you believe that this photoshopping job does or does not exemplify the “perfect bride” neurosis so currently popular?

I’d note these qualities:

* The super-pale, almost ash-grey skin

* The impossibly small waist, about the diameter of the too-large head

* The shoulders wider than the hips

* The obviously-colored blonde, smooth hair

* The knobby wrists

* The over-large breasts, each about the size of the bride’s face

* The f**k-me blow-up doll pouty lips and expression

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